Fuck-Me Boots

So far this week has been a strange one indeed. Woke up Monday morning with a text message from the Ex who I presume is still half way across the world in Texas. The text read;

I've been a real jerk and I accept that, please come back! :S

I don't know about most people but in my book when someone cheats on another with their sister and then they move half way across the world, that a pretty strong sign that I don't want to be near them,